The Complainer's Dance
Choreographer:
A Big Complainer
Music:
Any Country or Non-Country music with a fast, slow or medium beat
All or parts of this dance have already been done at all of the Chicagoland clubs, but now the steps are finally put on paper for your enjoyment. (Also available at Mark Cosenza's website; http://countryedge.com/)KNEE POPS RIGHT, KNEE POPS LEFT1Step right slightly forward and with weight on ball of right, pop right knee inward2Pop right knee outward3Pop right knee inward4Pop right knee outward5Step left slightly forward and with weight on ball of left, pop left knee outward6Pop left knee inward7Pop left knee outward8Pop left knee inward Scowl the entire time while performing these movesWALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO PATRONS AND RETURN9-10Walk off the dance floor11-12Go from table to table and complain to all of the patrons&13Complain!&14Complain!&15Complain!16Return to dance floorSCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, KICK & STAMP, HEEL TOUCH17Cross arms in disapproval, scoot back on left18Snap fingers19-20(Repeat counts 17 and 18)21Kick right forward22Stamp right down in disgust&23Step back on left and touch right heel forward&24Step both feet back together (right, left) and transfer weight to leftWALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO DANCE INSTRUCTOR AND RETURN25-26Walk off of the dance floor27-28Go to the dance instructor and complain&29Complain!&30Complain!&31Complain!32Return to the dance floor To make the transition from count 26-27 more fun, make a big scene in front of everyone to let them know you disapprove For those who would like some variation for counts 25-32, or if the dance instructor shows disinterest in what you have to say, the following alternative move can be done:25-26Walk off of the dance floor27-28Go to the management, complain and try to get the dance instructor fired&29Complain!&30Complain!&31Complain!32Return to the dance floorHEEL SWIVELS, SCOOT BACK WITH HANDS UP33Swivel heels to the right34Swivel heels back to center35Swivel heels to the left36Swivel heels back to center37Stamp down right in disgust38Stamp down left in disgust39Scoot back on both feet and hold hands up in the air and tell all of the people to stop doing the dance40Hold your breath in protestWALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO CORPORATE AND RETURN41-42Continue step 40 as you walk off of the dance floor43-44Go to the telephone, call corporate headquarters (you may now exhale) and complain&43Complain!&44Complain!&45Complain!46-48Return to the dance floorREPEAT